i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
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i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
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Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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