he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
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