Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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