I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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