I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
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He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
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Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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