belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
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I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
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If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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