it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Bring me that man meat
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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