Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
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on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
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Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
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