she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
The power of my boobs compel you
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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