She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
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I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
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I need to wash the frat house off of me
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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