i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Randomize
