So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
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HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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