also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
He had one of those small greek statue penises
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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