no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
We are all done wearing pants today
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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