is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night