so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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