dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
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Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
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I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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