It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
It’s A Miracle These 21 Promiscuous People Don’t Have STDs
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
These 27 Infuriatingly Annoying Habits Will Ruin Your Day
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...