Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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