it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
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They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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