One girl and one boy is just not enough.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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