I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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