Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
What happened to fro yo and sex?
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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