I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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