glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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