This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
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Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
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at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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