I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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