maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
We had sex on a dog bed..
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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