i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
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You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
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Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
i believe in u and ur pee
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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