as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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