The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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