To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Randomize
