okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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