BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
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You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
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Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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