so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
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i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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