Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
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Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
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I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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