I'm so fucking centered right now
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
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By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
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So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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