just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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