I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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