Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
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