I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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