Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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