That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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