He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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