My friends, they love my intelligence
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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