I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
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had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
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He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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