quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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