you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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