My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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