what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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