I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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