Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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