im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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