My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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