In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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