I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
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repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
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Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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