That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
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She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
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Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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